Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.
WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
It’s so much better than you expect it to be.
(Source: guitarbage, via ryitt)
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Now hang on a fucking second
ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane
i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody
(Source: yungterra, via ruinedchildhood)
I left this fake guest book at a Florida Airbnb. See a bonus page on Facebook.
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nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack
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[heavy breathing] there’.s…peas……in there…..!
(Source: todoriko, via amixedreality)
when you pretend you know the lyrics
This is literally my favorite video.
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